People has released its annual Sexiest man of the year results and I'm afraid that The Pale One - Rob Pattinson - only makes number 15 on the list. As consolation for this blow, Jake Gyllenhaal makes No. 3! Johnny Depp and Ryan Reynolds are 1 and 2, respectively.
The tribute comes from the one and only Natalie Portman, who may well be referring here to Jake's recent and now legendary imitation of an ostrich. Unless, of course, Jake spent his time on the Brothers set being called Spidey.
'"Jake is the kind of guy who can do a spot-on impression of someone you work with that will make you giggle," raves Brothers costar Natalie Portman about the 28-year-old. "He plays guitar and has a great voice. Kids and dogs love him. He loves his mom and sister and girlfriend. He's perfect. Too bad he's ugly."'
[Updated to add] People has just tweeted that, apart from the top place for Johnny Depp, the list is not in order, just a taster of who did make the list. In that case, why present it in numerical order if not to confuse intentionally? Jake is the third listed. I'll take that.