You might want to sit down for this post... There is indeed a camera in New York City and it is owned by the champagne people Veuve Clicquot. They snapped Jake 'Man of the Woods' Gyllenhaal at Le Grand Yummy on 24 September and it is worse than we thought!
With mere days until Jake takes to the public stage for his live interview with the New Yorker and Ed Zwick on Saturday, the time may soon be upon us when we will know whether Jake has been letting his hair down for the summer break or if it is indeed for a new role. The suggestions have been coming thick and fast - is Henry VIII the Musical about to become a reality?
People has an account here of Jake at Le Grand Fooding, where the Face Pet did nothing to deter people from being enamoured. I have an admission to make... I think Jake looks rather adorable...
Source. Thanks to Lady Ekster for the heads up!