Friday, 13 January 2012

Jake Gyllenhaal's Face Pet has been stolen!

Stop the presses! You're going to want to sit down for this and it'll take more than a cuppa to revive you. Jake Gyllenhaal has lost his Face Pet! Yes, last seen leaving with Jake for San Francisco, it appears to have gone missing in that fair city and - it gets even more serious - it took The Green Trousers with it! So worried is Jake by the disappearance of his Face Pet that he had to consult the doctor, where he was photographed yesterday (12 January).

The medical verdict: 100% hotness (hair, face, t-shirt, jeans, arms all in perfect order). Nothing to worry about. Although we can't see the shoes...


A reward has been issued for any information leading to the recovery of the Face Pet and The Trousers although I understand there's an even bigger reward should you keep their whereabouts a secret.

Photo from JustJared.

30 comments:

Wet Dark and Wild said...

1..2..3.. PHEW!!!!! Looking great, Jake!

LadyEkster said...

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOKING GOOOOOOOD!!!

It's ridiculous how happy I am to see that beautiful jaw line again. Welcome back, gorgeous! 100% hotness indeed, WDW. And I like seeing he still owns one of my favorite cars.

Now roll on Jake In Tux Sunday... I mean, ehr, Golden Globes Sunday. *smirk*

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi Lady Ekster! I love Jake the Movie Star and here he is, back! He's gonna look great at the Globes :)

Paula C. said...

You´ve said it all, Lady Ekster!

The car match so well with jake, it's double the hotness.

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi there Paula!

Jules said...

I must confess that I was growing fond of the face pet (I know, shocking!) but hey...it feels good to see his gorgeous shaved face again.

Roll on Sunday!!!!

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi there Jules! I have every confidence it will be back! *gulps* so we must enjoy the new year look while we can :D

mermon said...

:) I've enjoyed a lot your witty post, Kate! And we have such a lovely Jake news. From someone's comment -"That beard was gross, when you look at what it was hiding." LOL!
I don't think it was gross, but it was really hiding some treasure :)
Kate - Cuppa? Is it a cup of tea? :)
Looks like Jake is ready for exciting changes in his life. With his new look, new clothes, new PR people and manager, with Golden Globes to present soon.
Hey world, watch out! Jake is coming!

BBMISwear said...

LMAO at the face pet being stolen!

Ah, finally we can see that face again. Lookin' Good! :-) Indeed!

Happy Weekend all!

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Good times, Mermon! Yes, a cuppa is a cup of tea :D

Great news, BBMISWear :-)! So good to see you 'in real time'!

Eureka said...

Clap, clap, clap.
Looking forward to higher quality pictures. ;o)
I do like the Movie Star look too WDW.

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Hi there Eureka!

MrsJakobGyllenhaal said...

I cannot even beginn to say how happy I am right now. And all because of a shave. He looks so LAOD in this pic and I am jake/jamie-curious. I can't wait for Sunday!

mermon said...

I have to admit I took few hours of Monday morning work off to watch Golden Globes at night. I can't miss Jake, oh so handsome! And the others.
I just hope, it will be a chance to see it on line.

Daniela said...

Kate, I think it's so funny how you say or talk about pictures, haha
And to think I would be scared lol

Susan said...

I just hope the visit to the doctor was work-related, as in filming a new movie, not just some kind of common cold or other ailment.

BTW, if the Face Pet has been kidnapped and is being held for ransom, I'd like to suggest that we take up a collection for the kidnappers to KEEP the hairy thing! :)

lillyrosesNjake said...

Bello!!!!!

Anonymous said...

OH YEAH!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Gorgeous !!!!!
Good to see Jake back so beautiful :-)
Loved your funny comments, Kate.
BTW: I'll be in Berlin from Febr. 10th - 13th.
Have a lovely weekend everyone.
Christina

Paula C. said...

Mrs Jakob your Jake-curious comment made me laugh!

Mermon, that's crazy, but great. I can't watch the globes, I'm working the night shift at the Hospital:(, either way it starts at 1.00 AM, so it's gone be a long night for you, but when I get home at 8.00 no matter how sleep deprive I am I will watch it.

mermon said...

@Paula C. - :))
Golden Globes are so packed already with fantastic presenters, that people will watch it for them instead of nominated, or at least they will be equally important. Lately Angelina&Brad joined the gang.
I was never so excited about Golden Globes as I am this year.
I don't know why those huge Galas are always on Sunday evening. For the rest of the world it's night before working Monday. It should be organized on Saturday!

Paula C. said...

We should do a protest here in Europe against the awards schedule, it's not fair, lol.

When I was a student, I watched the Oscars all night and then missed a few classes in Monday morning, but now that I've to work some nights I just treasure them to much to stay up!

Anonymous said...

Seems like a dental visit for Jake with bottle in his hand looking like mouthrinse.

Anonymous said...

I hope he brings the girlfriend from San Frans to the GGs, he should do that for her. Sometimes I think Jake needs to get over himself and maybe that's why he's not getting parts. Because alot of actors are not having great box office numbers but they get the parts that Jake wants.

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Lovely to see all the comments - thank so much!

I must agree that it seems a shame awards ceremonies are on a Sunday! Not that they're on the TV here but even so...

Thanks for letting me know the sates, Christina, I'll be thinking of you :)

I hope everyone's having a good Saturday - super lazy here because it's too cold to go out :D

suzy said...

https://twitter.com/#!/goldenglobes/status/158413510769000448/photo/1 <3 sooooo cute :D

LadyEkster said...

Hello darlings, a quick question: does anyone know if the Globes will be available to watch live online tonight? I'm seriously considering skipping my night's rest. *grin*

Anonymous said...

There's a possibility you may be able to watch it live streaming at the nbc.com website. That's the American network that will be broadcasting it. I don't know if E! or any other stations will livestream the red carpet online.

Eureka said...

Hi LadyEkster!
Maybe here?
http://www.livestream.com/goldenglobes
! hour to go they say....;o)

Wet Dark and Wild said...

Thanks Eureka! I've added the video to the new post :)